1. The seminole pumpkin is still, stupidly, producing only male flowers. GET A CLUE, PUMPKIN. I have read that it’s normal for a pumpkin to bloom with only male flowers until late summer or fall, so if anyone else googles seminole pumpkin and arrives at this blog (I WAS SO EXCITED, by the way! Thanks for stopping by; sorry my blog is useless) know this about seminole pumpkins: (a) they really like to grow, so plant them far away from any other little seedlings that you would wish to grow; and (b) do not be alarmed if your pumpkin, like mine, is growing through a dude-only identity crisis.
I’m still no help. Whatever, MOVING ON.
2. My son is cleaning up all his toys, and is getting increasingly frustrated when we point out the teeny legos scattered in the kitchen and in the hallway. Finally, when my husband pointed out he legos hiding underneath the table, my son lost and yelled, “OH COME ON. YOU GUYS ARE ROBOTS!!!”
This is exactly why parenting is so hard. How do you stop yourself from laughing at this indignant child barely out of toddlerhood, yelling about his parents? Hilarious.